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itseasytoremember:

wicked-is-hella:

itseasytoremember:

I wonder if there are Quidditch “street rules” matches where everyone’s taking liquid luck and all spells are fair game

People have died and gone missing due to Quidditch as it is what are you doing

THEY TURN UP IN A MONTH OR TWO IT’S FINE CALM DOWN

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10/13/2014
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waiting-for-a-sock:

scarysamwinchester:

stephenkawking:

fappuclno:

mama-ymir:

imsuchacreep:

frickity-dickity:

cookiebandit23:

docteryn:

makeitearlgrey:

tardis-mind-palace:

dredsina:

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

gutsygumshoe:

hakuryuusquad:

some people think that school food isnt all that bad and that we’re just whiny teenagers
u fucking get a rock solid jug of rotten milk then tell me that we’re just whiny teenagers

My freshman year of high school i got applesauce for lunch and when I opened it, a cloud of mold poofed out I feel this post on an emotional level

I broke my pb&j sandwich on the table once, it smashed into 7 pieces.

our hot dogs in elementary school were green

what the shit america

i once threw a chocolate chip cookie while emphasizing something in first grade…..it broke a window. and one kid got horribly sick because his uncrustable was filled with some form of near deadly mold

I girl at my sisters lunch table took a bite of her friends bread stick and their was an inch long piece of metal in it, if her friend had never taken that bite she would have swallowed it herself and died

once in third grade i had a chocolate milk and it tasted so bad i looked in it and it was all moldy. i threw up and had to go home.

last week (im a junior) there was a frog in the salad bar and a freshman boy picked it up with the salad tongs and threw it at me

our chocolate milk was gray and we squeezed grease from burger patties, using loads of napkins to soak it up

Once in second grade, i got chicken nuggets and inside wasn’t chicken but this sour white paste, and showed the lunch ladies and they told me to suck it up.

american horror story: school lunch

When I was in grade school a kid bit into his chicken nugget and there was a strange black hard thing inside that broke his tooth.

our hot dogs bounce 3 feet in the air

What the fuck,America?

Are you trying to poison your future?

This is so accurate… painful memories

(Source: spookinibukin, via cchhiill)

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10/13/2014
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romaea:

Victorian Houses

(via i-am-baeyonce)

fandomwasteland:

timeywimeyslytherin:

no but imagine

Harry Potter as a tv show

sort of like Game of Thrones

where each season is a book

and each episode is a chapter

everything could be fleshed out

we would have everyone’s back story

and we would have HUNDREDS of hours of Harry Potter material

No but i want this so bad its not a joke

(via thisisgospelforthefandomblogs)

the-super-scout:

helioscentrifuge:

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itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

image

yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

my catchphrase

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nikolamukiibi:

A couple of drawings that will make you question this world by Pawel Kuczynski. The last one is my personal favourite.

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10/10/2014
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karasratworld:

You haven’t seen happiness until you’ve seen 7 rats in a box of (pet safe) packing peanuts

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halloweewee:

BOYS AND GIRLS OF EVERY AGE

[SMASHES THROUGH YOUR WINDOW]

WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO SEE SOMETHING STRANGE

[PUNCHES A WALL]

COME WITH US AND YOU WILL SEE

[BREAKS ALL OF YOUR ANTIQUE PHOTOS]

THIS OUR TOWN OF HALLOWEEN

(Source: nietzstache, via criminalmindsagentangel)

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